The Hottie Hunter

After much deliberation and drinking, the Hottie Hunter has come to the sad conclusion that there simply is not enough time in the day to keep up his duties as Superman and Hottie Hunter. So a tough choice was made.

Goodbye Hottie Hunter fans. Enjoy the archives.

My guy over at Docksquad's Sports World turned me on to this slick vid. I've gotta say that if fat dudes worked out and this was their reward, ours would be a nation of skinny people.



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Hottie Hunting is a freaking phenomenon. And I'm happy to live it. Check out these Hottie Hunters for some intermission entertainment:

The Angry T has hot drunk girls at a horse race.

Epic Carnival presents tennis hotties and why we should care.

Hottest Girls of MySpace snagged a HOTTT Brazilian Barbie.

COED Magazine has the 50 hottest WAGS.

Mac G wants you to smell that Kentucky blue Moss.

So its Hump Day and I'm sure you can figure out what the Hottie Hunter does on days like this. So I won't dwell on it. My people over at College on the Record have come through with another SMOKIN HOTTIE. Meet Chelsy. She's representing Ohio State University, which we all know is a Hottie haven.

So this is Chelsy calling the Hottie Hunter and planning a special evening for just the two of us. And her sorority sisters of course. See that kiss? That was just for me. Don't be hatin'.

So this is how I caught Chelsy. On top of a walrus. It was love at first sight. How could you resist that smile?

Seriously, how could you resist that smile?

Baseball is a great sport for summer. Who doesn't want to hit the ballpark, chug a beer, and partake in some hotties? Baseball parks are a Hottie Hunter's wet dream. There's a huge overflow of hotties. And I've managed to trap some for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy:



Oh my god this chick is blazing HOT. The Hottie Hunter must find this woman. Holy crap.

If you've got any hottie Baseball fans, send em my way. The summer is young. For now.